25 February 2009

Her Floxiness in 3D

Yeah. Just as I suspected. Floxy turned out to be........A spam-I-Need-your-help-in-the-form-of-your wallet...what do you think I should do, Dear Readers? Maybe I should contact her and tell her I am heartbroken that she only wanted my money and that I thought she might be "the one" and I want to marry her and have lots of babies.





Hello Dearest ,

Thanks for your responds, i wen't through your profile and fined it intresting the expression of love , How are you today?I hope this massage will find you in the best of your health, I really like to have a good relationship with you, and I have a special reason why I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here.


Please I write not only to introduce myself to you, but also tender a joint investment business proposal for your considerations and acceptance. I know that receipt of my communication shall be a great surprise to you considering the fact that we did not know each other or had any business negotiations before now,I am also aware of the fact that there is a lot of fraudulent business proposals circulating around the world, mostly from African countries. which makes it imperative for one to be extremely careful before accepting and venturing any business proposal from unfamiliar person like me.I however, pray your respected self not to allow the above unnatural abnormalities to influence your decision to accept my genuine proposal and intentions which undoubtedly would be of immense mutual benefits to both of us. I pledge to you for urgent and dedicated attention which this issue deserves. I deem it necessary to introduce myself in detail for you and the
need for your assistance to claim and invest my inheritance for me, I am Miss. Floxy Richard Attipoe 25 years old girl from Republic of Togo, the only daughter of Late Richard Attipoe the former sport minister of Togo who was killed in helicopter crashed after the helicopter taking them to Lungi International Airport in Freetown Republic of Sierra Leone crashed as it was landing and crashed, killing all travelers except one of the pilots, because he managed to jump from the burning chopper, but according to the same official report his condition was serious, after suffering major burns.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I, am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my Father's File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Dakar, Republic of Senegal. I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your country.My father secretly deposited the sum of US$3,423, 000.00 in one of the prime bank in Senegal, in custody of my name as the next of kin.

However, I shall forward you with the necessary information of the deposit on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund in your country. As you will also help me in an investment, and I will like to complete my studies, as I was in the school, before the death of my father in Sierra Leone. It is my intention to compensate you with 5% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest to help me out,I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.I am staying at the female hostel.Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self please I beg you not to disclose it a third party till I come over, once the fund has been transferred into your account. I hope my explanation is very clear but if you need further clarification, then send in your questions. I will try to scan my picture to send in my next mail.

Thanks as I hope to receive from you soon.
Yours Faithfully!






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2 comments:

  1. OMG!! I got a message very similar!! LOL...too funny...I also keep getting messages asking if I want a hot Russian wife! LMAO..wait...maybe I do...lol...Kimber6511

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  2. Hey Kim--yeah I get these all the time. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya. At one time i considered the option of a Russian wife, but then I realized that meant I had to support them, house them, and try to teach them to speak proper English...and that's what I've been trying to get away from with my previous American girlfriends! lol.

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